The fact that I’m legally an adult is hysterical
people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people
❝ What am I doing here in this endless winter.
— Kafka, Franz. The Metamorphosis. (via wordsnquotes)
❝ Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak.
— Sun Tzu, The Art of War (via observando)